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See photos of Dana's personal RV below. After years of savings Dana is happy to announce he is the owner of his very own RV and tour bus. A 1967 Crown School Bus conversion, "The Cow Bus" has made proud appearances at numerous RV rich functions, from Sturgis (the bikers sleep on the ground, their families in RVs) to Farm Aid (parked just down the street from Willie and Neil) to Cheyenne Frontier Days. RVs forever! Or at least till the oil runs out!

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by Dana Lyons, Copyright 1985

Intro: Am Am F G Am

^AmCruisin cross the USA, takin in the land,
^GWider than a Cadillac, ^Dlonger than a van,
^AmCapacity 16 children, four tubes of old toothpaste,
^GThree tank for the gasoline, ^Dtwo tanks for the waste,
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Mom and Dad in the front seat, country on the radio,
Tim and Jim at the table, rock on the stereo,
Sue and Lou in the backroom, trumpet and clarinet,
Sissy’s still in the bathroom, Junior’s pants are wet,
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Chorus: The ^Fmodern cowhands ^Gride in velvet ^Amsaddles,
On ^Fhorses made of ^Gfiberglass they ^Amfly,
Air-cond^Fitioned covered ^Gwagons cross the ^Amprairy,
The ^Fpioneering spirit never ^Edies,
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The tenters watch with wonder, the bikers are afraid,
The rangers take their aspirin, the animals run away,
The truckers see a road block, the wagons see a wall,
The compacts see a mountain, the horses see a stall,
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Chorus: From Jersey to Miami without stopping,
From Texas to Alaska in one day,
The stories of these heros are astounding,
The tickets and the tolls they had to pay,
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So if you’re out there cruisin on a U.S. Interstate,
And you see that great white wonder, please make no mistake,
On the road there is no justice, might always makes right,
The suburban yacht is the king of the road, so you'd better get that right, RV



Reigning Records PO Box 2627 Bellingham, WA 98227 USA
www.cowswithguns.com

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