We finally arrived in Sturgis...

It was cold as hell!!!

In fact, Satan was there selling ice cream.

Dana made some lovely new friends.

They took him to get his first tattoo!

The tattoo didn't hurt, but the branding iron did.

Dana was feeling good, and he thought the town needed some sprucing up.

The local authorities were not amused.

So they carted his sorry behind to where it belonged...