Cow Tse Tongue on Mariachi Music

Cow Tse Tongue's Favorite Gun Shop

Cow Tse Tongue's Favorite VacationSpot

"Remarkably Intelligent for a Human" Award

Cow Tse Tongue calls it the Movie of the Year! Two hooves up!

"You must see The Meatrix."
-Cow Tse Tongue

The Meatrix


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